Who founds a country in January? What is wrong with you convicts?
Well actually we all got time-off for good behaviour at Xmas, so we celebrated our new found freedom as only we know how, and so, by the time we had sobered up it was Jan 26th, we figured that was about the right day to celebrate, so we cracked open a 4XXX and threw another shrimp on the barbie and called it Australia Day.
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